What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear? White Vans. I'll be here all week.
What's a Mexican midget barbers favorite restaurant? Little Cesar's
What do you call a starving parrot? A polynomial!
I got out of bed this morning and decided it was time to turn it around. So, I did a 180 and went back to bed.
What do you call a Mexican rolling in sand? A churro.