What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit? He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.
What's a pirates favorite letter? It's the C
What should you do before criticizing Pac-Man? WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes
Your blood pressure looks normal, I'll fix that. - Children, every five minutes.
Why are clouds like jockeys? Because they hold the reins!