What do you call a whore famous among pickles? A lady of dill repute.
Bought one of those tennis racket looking bug zappers today. My god, where have you been all my life. What fun! Oooh, here comes the dog....
How did David Bowie die? An American scared him to death.
Why did the suicidal man cross the road? Because he wanted to play chicken.
I'd do anything to never be hungover again Except stop drinking
