I farted in my wallet now i have gas money.
I scream, you scream, we all scream because we just witnessed a horrific highway wreck with multiple fatalities.
[office meeting] BOSS: Printer ink is costing us a ton. Any ideas on how to cut costs? SQUID: *looks up from phone* Why y'all lookin' at me?
Why was the monster standing on his head? He was turning things over in his mind.
Wore an orange suit for the first time today... I stand by my convictions.