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What if you had an eye in your asshole? Imagine all the shit you would see... *pretends to get an urgent text so I can turn around after I notice I'm walking in the wrong direction* ""Hi I can't remember
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Someone told me that women live to be woken up with oral sex... ... but when I tried it my wife woke up and said ""WTF get that thing out of my mouth!!"" How to be part of a joke? One must simply walk
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""What did two years of Spanish classes teach you in high school?"" Nadar Doctor Doctor I've got bad teeth foul breath and smelly feet. Sounds like you've got Foot and Mouth disease! STEAK AND SEX A: What
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It's bad luck to be superstitious. Who has the best male employees? The porn industry, because they're always hard at work. I'll escort myself out.. What is E.T short for? He only has little legs. Little
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So, I heard a celebrity was stabbed the other day... It was Reece something... Reece... Witherspoon? No, with a knife! Knock Knock -Who's there? -Interrupting cow with an identity crisis. -Interrupting
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My horse was way more aggressive than usual today it threw me off Mr. Wong and Ms. Chin get married and have a baby. The baby comes out white. Being a little confused, Mr. Wong asks the doctor about this.
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A Toledo man was admitted to the city hospital last night with severe burns after dunking for French fries at a Halloween party. Germ 1-OMG he dropped his pizza! Germ 2-PIIZZZAAAA!!! Let's get it! Germ
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Due to my lack of sexual experience... I prematurely ejaculate every time I watch a baseball game. Cheesy joke Cheddar I wanted to be an investment banker when I grew up Then I lost interest. What did
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Zoo A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shitzu. I've just installed strobe lights in the bedroom. It makes the wife look like she's moving during sex. Everybody is
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I like my women like I like my Little Caesar's pizza- Hot & Ready. Fan: I've always admired you. Are your teeth your own? Actor: Whose do you think they are? What do you call a man who loves a woman for
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I get turned on whenever I eat greek dips... ...I think I'm a hummusexual. knock knock... ""knock,knock"" ""who is there?"" ""KGB"" ""KGB who?"" (you slap a person across the face)""we ask the questions
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What would happen if you shot Donald Trump in the rump? You'd hit Christi in the head! What's do Christians and politicians have in common? They pick and choose what they want to believe. Me: You ask so
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How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday? Tell her a joke on a Monday! *Puts on muscle shirt* *Looks in mirror* Maybe it takes a few minutes to kick in. What does a Muslim with allergies say? Al-achoo
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Why does a chicken coop have two doors ? Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan! Knock Knock Who's there ! Alpaca ! Alpaca who ? Alpaca picnic lunch ! I'd probably be, like, 5% cooler if
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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson One of them did the moonwalk, the other had sex with boys What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence? Udder destruction
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Shrek came out in 2001 Good for him A guy is lying on a field. There's a backpack lying on his back, and a lot of flies are flying around. What's in the backpack? A parachute. One comedian on Britain's
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i went to the doctor and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite. Have you ever heard someone honking so aggressively & for so long that you're like ""this was never about the traffic,
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Why is a baby like an diamond? Because it's a dear little thing. [Interviewing to be a mortician] Do you have any experience handling dead bodies? -Well I get my sleepy kids ready for school every day.
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For Sale: 2010 Honda Civic. Well maintained. Some Zipcar logos. Must purchase in next three hours. What is another name for Santa's elves? Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone. I hate it when
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What do Iron man and Sarah Palin have in common? They both had a little Downey inside of them. What's the difference between fucking you and 9/11? No one forgot about 9/11 Why do chicken coops only have
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