So, I heard a celebrity was stabbed the other day... It was Reece something... Reece... Witherspoon? No, with a knife!
Knock Knock -Who's there? -Interrupting cow with an identity crisis. -Interrupting cow w- -WOOF! WOOF!
I always party like it's 1999. Standing in a corner talking to nerds about The Matrix. :(
What do vegetarian zombies eat? Graiins!
This joke is brought to you by Arnold Schwarzeneggers one-sided chess set. ""I'll be black""
