What if you had an eye in your asshole? Imagine all the shit you would see...
*pretends to get an urgent text so I can turn around after I notice I'm walking in the wrong direction*
""Hi I can't remember the name of this actress.You know her, she's in that movie you saw. She's got that hair."" -actual message from my mom
I hate when my phone corrects ""hood morning"" to good morning. Maybe I meant hood morning. Maybe some thug shit has happened today.
I'm not saying I'm bilingual but Brad Pitt is hot. In other news, I might not know what bilingual means.
