A Toledo man was admitted to the city hospital last night with severe burns after dunking for French fries at a Halloween party.
Germ 1-OMG he dropped his pizza! Germ 2-PIIZZZAAAA!!! Let's get it! Germ Capt.-Stand back! He still has one more second to pick it up.
Maybe we should stop making ski masks since no one wears them except bank robbers.
What do you give and take at the same time? a poop
What do you call a person who is half Jewish? Jew-ish