How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday? Tell her a joke on a Monday!
*Puts on muscle shirt* *Looks in mirror* Maybe it takes a few minutes to kick in.
What does a Muslim with allergies say? Al-achoo Akbar.
I measured my penis today and it said 11.7 inches. Then I realized the ruler was backwards. Credit to /u/TodoJaw21
look. alls I'm saying is, with that many extremist in one single location, we'd be crazy NOT to take the X-Games to the Middle East. what?