What would happen if you shot Donald Trump in the rump? You'd hit Christi in the head!
What's do Christians and politicians have in common? They pick and choose what they want to believe.
Me: You ask so many questions that I want to stab a fork in my eye. Her: Why? Me: *stabs fork into eye*
""Just be yourself"" is great advice to maybe 12% of people.
It makes me sad when people tell me they married their best friend, mostly because marriage between a woman and Vodka will never be legal.
