i went to the doctor and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite.
Have you ever heard someone honking so aggressively & for so long that you're like ""this was never about the traffic, was it, buddy?""
I'm just a girl Hiding under a bed Hoping his wife leaves soon Again
My favorite Bible story is when Jesus feeds the multitudes after administering a drug test to make sure they deserve food.
Why did the blonde have square boobs? Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the box
