Why is a baby like an diamond? Because it's a dear little thing.
[Interviewing to be a mortician] Do you have any experience handling dead bodies? -Well I get my sleepy kids ready for school every day.
The US Census Bureau is known for kicking ass And taking names.
Does anyone know which homeless shelters provide wifi?
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