I get turned on whenever I eat greek dips... ...I think I'm a hummusexual.
knock knock... ""knock,knock"" ""who is there?"" ""KGB"" ""KGB who?"" (you slap a person across the face)""we ask the questions around here""
I try to be a good sport, but sometimes I'm badminton.
What's the first thing I will desperately need to buy after winning the Lottery New pants
After the Titanic sank, rich people got their revenge by spending the last hundred years melting all the icebergs.