What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson One of them did the moonwalk, the other had sex with boys
What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence? Udder destruction
The Model Her Garb was just pure Garbage, and she had a silly old Bag: she drank so much that we all went Dutch.-and of course she lost her Rag.
Identity theft is the most diabolical way someone can compliment you on doing a good job at life.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.