What do Iron man and Sarah Palin have in common? They both had a little Downey inside of them.
What's the difference between fucking you and 9/11? No one forgot about 9/11
Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four they'd be called chicken sedans!
What education program did Eric Wright enroll in? ECE
I farted in front of my Jewish friend... He glared at me. I said, ""What? A little gas never killed anyone !""