Shrek came out in 2001 Good for him
A guy is lying on a field. There's a backpack lying on his back, and a lot of flies are flying around. What's in the backpack? A parachute.
One comedian on Britain's got talent brought on wrapped boxes. He said he wanted to have on stage presence.
Why do meth addicts prefer to do it doggy style? So they can both look out the window.
Whats a plants favorite drink? Root Beer