It's bad luck to be superstitious.
Who has the best male employees? The porn industry, because they're always hard at work. I'll escort myself out..
What is E.T short for? He only has little legs.
Little Girl: ""Mom I want to be a Redditor when i grow up"" Mom: ""Well pick one sweetie, you can't do both""
Sarah Palin admitted she used to get health care in Canada & Glenn Beck admitted he used to get his human baby sacrifices from Canada.
