""What did two years of Spanish classes teach you in high school?"" Nadar
Doctor Doctor I've got bad teeth foul breath and smelly feet. Sounds like you've got Foot and Mouth disease!
STEAK AND SEX A: What does a good steak have in common with good sex? B: They're both very rare.
My penis is so big... the only relationships I can have are long distance
what do you call a dog who sits on a bench and reads his newspaper? a human-dog xDDD