Zoo A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shitzu.
I've just installed strobe lights in the bedroom. It makes the wife look like she's moving during sex.
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
When my ex worked out of town, he would take my vibrators away from me. Said I was cheating on him w/them. He shoulda taken his brother too.
I remember hearing about this actor that lost all of his money and was locked up after a huge scandal... I'm pretty sure it was Nicolas Cage.