I like my women like I like my Little Caesar's pizza- Hot & Ready.
Fan: I've always admired you. Are your teeth your own? Actor: Whose do you think they are?
What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains? A zombie.
Mr. Wong and Ms. Chin get married and have a baby. The baby comes out white. Being a little confused, Mr. Wong asks the doctor about this. Doctor says, ""Two wongs make a white"".
Hamster joke There is a boy, he owns a hamster. What does the hamster eat? Ham.