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I robbed a cookery shop last night... to make it big you've got to take some whisks. Timothy's mom has three children. The first one's name is April. The second one's name is June. What is the third child's
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China is now entering sperm as contestants in Olympic swimming events, claiming they are of age. What not to ask a gynecologist when seeking dating advice. What do you look for in a woman? Why did the
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There is only one true way to make your pancakes more metal Start referring to maple syrup as tree blood. What did the two tampons say to each other? Nothing, they're both stuck-up cunts. ""I think we
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What did the extremely super cool and awesome guy say to his equally super cool and awesome friend? Your *sup* is *bro*ing! whenever i trip a skinny girl running in only a sports bra i feel like i'm doing
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I saw an all frog production of Frozen yesterday... It was toad-aly cool! Jews What is the difference between a pizza and a jew? Jews dont scream in the oven. What is the difference between a boy scout
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[male bank teller gives my niece a sucker] Me: What do you say? Niece: My aunt's single, do you have money? Me: lol how embarrassing! Do u? Bill Gates walks into a bar and everyone inside becomes a
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If God made everything... Is God Chinese? I used the toilet just after my wife and noticed that her shit really does smell of roses. Hardly surprising. She's polished off four tins of the fuckers in the
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John, you should stay away from drugs - Why Mark? I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!! How do you start a rave in Africa? Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling.
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The only reason your girlfriend likes to suck your cock..... .....is because her parents told her to enjoy the little things in life. Morning is the time when everyone is jealous of unemployed. ""Let's
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My wife can't cook so she asked me for help in baking a cake. I told her to separate 2 eggs... She put one in the bedroom and one in the bathroom.. Ijit. What do you call..... What do you call dead black
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Knock knock ""Who's there?"" ""Dejav"" ""Dejav who?"" Knock knock What do skeletons order at restaurants? Spare ribs. It sounded like someone on a moped was approaching but it turned out to be 1,000 bees
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What did Missy Elliot say to Tony Abbot? Is it worth it? Knock Knock Who's there ! Butcher ! Butcher who ? Butcher your arms around me ! Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.
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4 out of 5 dentists agree u should not be going to 5 diferent dentists. it is important to have one dentist who knows ur dental history What does Michael Vick do in a plane? Have a dog fight. What was
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I always failed to understand how boomerangs worked until the other day i threw one then it hit me Establish your dominance with the drive-thru attendant by saying, ""That completes my order"" before they
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If I commit suicide, it'll be for a shallow reason, like unrequited texts. But the note I leave will mention world hunger at least 11 times. How do you call a Russian tree? Dimitree Some people say , well
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I never knew I was allergic to iron... Because after hitting the weights I get swollen. Typical mexico... I couldn't figure out how to use a seatbelt But then it clicked. Why did Moses spend 40 years romeing
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What's worse than getting pissed off? Getting pissed on. With some respect Son: Dad! Get your ass here! Mother: Son, you need to address your father with some respect. Son: Oh, ok. Dad! Get your ass here
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I bet the inventor of puppets has one hell of a creepy backstory. My parents once made me smoke a whole pack of cigarettes in one sitting. To teach me about brand loyalty. My girlfriend steals all the
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How do you get a hippie off your door step? Pay for the pizza and close the door. Spiderman ruined romance for me. Please don't even think of kissing me unless you're hanging upside down from a building.
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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Mittens. Just joking, im not sure what he got, hasn't opened his gift yet My boss wanted revenge. Boss wanted revenge on me for sleeping with his wife.
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