What's worse than getting pissed off? Getting pissed on.
With some respect Son: Dad! Get your ass here! Mother: Son, you need to address your father with some respect. Son: Oh, ok. Dad! Get your ass here with some respect!
Yo mama is so ghetto her wedding dress was a tall-t
My neighbours were listening to some pretty cool music until the arseholes asked me to turn it down.
Why did the scientist get punched in the restaurant? He ordered some NaCl.