I saw an all frog production of Frozen yesterday... It was toad-aly cool!
Jews What is the difference between a pizza and a jew? Jews dont scream in the oven. What is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? Boy scouts come home from camp.
How do you make a hormone? Refuse to pay her
A white guy and a black guy walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""your kind isn't welcome here."" They kick the nigger out, and everyone laughs, and has a drink of beer.
I almost had a threesome yesterday... i just needed two more people.