What did the extremely super cool and awesome guy say to his equally super cool and awesome friend? Your *sup* is *bro*ing!
whenever i trip a skinny girl running in only a sports bra i feel like i'm doing god's work
I bet Pope Benedict will appear on Celebrity Rehab this season.
A birth certificate is a basically a baby receipt.
""Your mission... Should you chose to accept it..."" *Go to a bar you Hate *Put $50 in the Jukebox *Play nothing but Nickelback *Leave
