If I commit suicide, it'll be for a shallow reason, like unrequited texts. But the note I leave will mention world hunger at least 11 times.
How do you call a Russian tree? Dimitree
Some people say , well I'm glad I'm not as crazy as Jon . And I'm like glad I'm not as crazy as the people in the loony bin . The people in the loony Ben are like.... I'm glad I'm a squirrel.
A ""cup of Joe"" must mean something else entirely to a cannibal.
Don't waste your time going to the library looking for books on suicide..... no one ever brings them back.
