How do you get a hippie off your door step? Pay for the pizza and close the door.
Spiderman ruined romance for me. Please don't even think of kissing me unless you're hanging upside down from a building.
What's the difference between boy scouts and Jews? Boy scouts come back from camp.
Did you hear about the magic tractor? It was going down the road and turned into a field.
I was in a cafe the other day when I overheard this: ""Can you please stop listening to our conversation?""
