The only reason your girlfriend likes to suck your cock..... .....is because her parents told her to enjoy the little things in life.
Morning is the time when everyone is jealous of unemployed.
""Let's name it something that people will automatically connect with movies."" - Not the guys who started Fandango.
Have you been injured in a car accident? call 555-bottom-feeders. We will do anything for money.
[OC] A cold bear Did you know that when a bear gets cold it loses control of its vowels and becomes a brrrr?