What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Mittens. Just joking, im not sure what he got, hasn't opened his gift yet
My boss wanted revenge. Boss wanted revenge on me for sleeping with his wife. So he stole my phone to get my girlfriend's mobile number. Poor bastard's been sending dick pics to his daughter all day.
I am hoping to have a gay child So that one day he/she will come to me and say ""Dad, I'm gay"" To which I will reply ""Hi gay, I'm dad""
I tried to catch some fog the other day... Mist.
I bet The Flintstones make those guys at PETA furious.
