John, you should stay away from drugs - Why Mark? I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!
How do you start a rave in Africa? Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling.
What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out? The dishes if she knows what's good for her!
I want some Chuck Norris jokes! Something like: *Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.* or *Jesus may be able to walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.*
I was born pessimist My Blood Group is B negative
