Make day funny (4084s)

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Knock knock ""Who's there?"" ""Dejav"" ""Dejav who?"" Knock knock

What do skeletons order at restaurants? Spare ribs.

It sounded like someone on a moped was approaching but it turned out to be 1,000 bees on a regular bicycle.

Life without you is like a broken pencil Doesn't fucking matter to me

I use to have a quantum-sized girlfriend, but she was too quarky for me.

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