There is only one true way to make your pancakes more metal Start referring to maple syrup as tree blood.
What did the two tampons say to each other? Nothing, they're both stuck-up cunts.
""I think we should start touching other people."" -Blind couple breaking up.
What does Polynomial Man say when you beat him? Youve foiled my plans again!
12 YEAR OLD: I wrote a movie script called Suicide Squad but it's bad *throws in trash* HOLLYWOOD PRODUCER: *walks by trash* Hey what's this