I robbed a cookery shop last night... to make it big you've got to take some whisks.
Timothy's mom has three children. The first one's name is April. The second one's name is June. What is the third child's name? Timothy.
5 years ago today I asked a beautiful girl out on a date. Today at 3pm I asked that girl to marry me. She said no both times.
Honey, can we eat the nougat ? ""Is it really hard ?"" ""Yes, but can we eat the nougat first ?""
my daughter is 3. her joke about spiders: Spiders make Websites. she's not wrong.
