My wife can't cook so she asked me for help in baking a cake. I told her to separate 2 eggs... She put one in the bedroom and one in the bathroom.. Ijit.
What do you call..... What do you call dead black people in a barn? Antique farm equipment!
Me:*runs into woods* ahh I'm gonna get killed by the clowns Clown: nah we just want to scare people Me: oh. can u make an exception for me
When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch? When the big hand touches the little one.
My teacher told me I should stop being consecutively late to school... I guess she can't handle people who are Re-tardy.
