China is now entering sperm as contestants in Olympic swimming events, claiming they are of age.
What not to ask a gynecologist when seeking dating advice. What do you look for in a woman?
Why did the man cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken!
If I get married I want my last name to be hyphenated. Mr. and Mrs. Hyphenated.
I wonder how many lightbulbs it takes to change a baby.