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What do you call optimistic lube? Lubrican Movies are always more fun if you dress up like the characters. Like the time I didn't eat for 3 weeks and then saw Schindler's List. The only reason most men
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Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN? A: Because she didn't know which one came first! Two deer walk out of a gay bar... One of them turns to the other and says ""I can't believe I blew thirty
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A CRAZY PERSON IN THE WOODS Q: How does a crazy person travel through the woods? A: They take the psychopath. Why did the condom cross the road? It was pissed off. :3 Mario! Are you coming to save me from
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I've assembled a list of all the jokes feminists find funny: ## A cop stopped me and asked ""Do you know why I followed you "" so I said ""because my tweets are funny"" & we laughed & high-fived & I'm
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Why do bears have fur coats ? Because they'd look stupid in anoraks ! What's the difference between a nun, and a prostitute in a bathtub? The nun has hope in her soul. What do you do when attacked by a
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ME: Don't you see, the treasure is our friendship PIRATE: ...Aye ME: P: I cherish ya me matey but honestly ya misled me a tad didn't ya I'm allergic to Everclear. It makes me break out.. Into handcuffs.
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I have a friend named Tim who is dyslexic and shares too much. We call him Tmi. What do Lewinsky, Monroe, and Reddit have in common? They all went down on a President. Where does a polar bear keep his
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What is the difference between being horny and hungry? Where you put the cucumber. Have you ever met a vegan that does crossfit? Oh you'd know if you had. The French are a very religious people... I talked
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Why do some birds fly south for the winter? Its to far to walk. INTERVIEWER: this says u work well with otters. Did u mean others? ME (shoving a romp of otters back into my briefcase): haha yeah of course
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whats white with red stripes and crawls slowly over the floor? Freshly whipped masochist! How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year
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Can't believe I've already spent $500 on mayonnaise this year. Daniel Day-Lewis walks into a bar. Bartender says, ""What'll it be?"" but he already knows because he's also Daniel-Day Lewis. I went to school
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Hockey joke Turnovers are like ex-wives; the more you have, the more they'll cost you. Never tell a joke to a kleptomaniac They take things literally What Sea said to the beach... Nothing it only wave
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Have you seen bofa lately? Bofa deez nutz If you're going to have sex with someone you don't know, always ask... ... What sort of net is useless for catching fish ? A football net ! What's a wolf's favorite
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Why dont cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny. If I go to your place for the first time, unless you live in a castle, please don't ask me if I want a tour. You know what seems odd to me? Numbers
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Last weekend my dad caught me smoking a cigarette and for punishment made me smoke until I puked. This weekend I made sure he caught me in bed with my girlfriend. When a dog sniffs a fire hydrant They
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How much free space does Europe have ? 1 GB. The doctor told me I should stop masturbating today. So I look him straight in the eye and asked him ""why?"". And then he said something about not being able
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[Followup] I'm not going to drink any more. But I won't drink any less. I heard Alabama changed the drinking age to 32. They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools. What happens if an Asian gets
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(scientists naming weird spiny thing in a bush) Scientist 1: This thing sucks Scientist 2: Yeah! S1: It's hogging all the hedges! S2: Wait. I bought a keg and bagels today. That's what kegel is, right?
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I can't stand this long distance relationship anymore. Fridge, you're coming to my room. Police were called to a day care Toddler was resisting a rest. What is worse than male chauvinists? Women who can't
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What do you call an italian hooker? A pasta-tute I don't get why people are racist... We were all white at SOME point. INTERVIEWER: Says here you have sloth-like reflexes? ME: *calls interviewer 3 years
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