A CRAZY PERSON IN THE WOODS Q: How does a crazy person travel through the woods? A: They take the psychopath.
Why did the condom cross the road? It was pissed off. :3
Mario! Are you coming to save me from Bowser's Castle? PEACH I MIGHT BE
What do you call an addiction to dead black people? Negrophelia.
How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None because it's already lit fam ^I'm^^so^^^sorry