Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN? A: Because she didn't know which one came first!
Two deer walk out of a gay bar... One of them turns to the other and says ""I can't believe I blew thirty bucks in there""
A policeman sees two boys, one with batteries, the other with fireworks He charges the first boy and lets the other off.
A student brings a slingshot to algebra class and fires gum at the professor It was a weapon of math disruption.
What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe with that thing?!?
