(scientists naming weird spiny thing in a bush) Scientist 1: This thing sucks Scientist 2: Yeah! S1: It's hogging all the hedges! S2: Wait.
I bought a keg and bagels today. That's what kegel is, right?
Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head? Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.
What is the extreme of oral sex? Licking an ostomy bag.
They say great things come in small packages But I assure you my thing is still pretty good.