What do you call an italian hooker? A pasta-tute
I don't get why people are racist... We were all white at SOME point.
INTERVIEWER: Says here you have sloth-like reflexes? ME: *calls interviewer 3 years later* That is correct.
Q: What's the highest position in the Greek Navy? A: Rear Admiral!
What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I've never had a lentil on my face before!
