What do you call optimistic lube? Lubrican
Movies are always more fun if you dress up like the characters. Like the time I didn't eat for 3 weeks and then saw Schindler's List.
The only reason most men are homophobic is because they are afraid of being hit on in the same manner that they do to women(cat call)
I set my Tinder to Flint, Michigan. Its been fun! The chicks are so thirsty.
What is the difference between my dick and my life? Life is harder.