I can't stand this long distance relationship anymore. Fridge, you're coming to my room.
Police were called to a day care Toddler was resisting a rest.
What is worse than male chauvinists? Women who can't shut up!
A Sausage and an egg in a frying pan. Sausage says: 'It's hot in here.' Egg replies: 'A talking sausage!'
Best Joke of all Time Civil Rights Act of 1866