How much free space does Europe have ? 1 GB.
The doctor told me I should stop masturbating today. So I look him straight in the eye and asked him ""why?"". And then he said something about not being able to work in these conditions.
What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg? ""Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!""
""Excuse the mess; we had guests,"" I graciously explain, leaving out the ""five months ago"" part.
What do you call a black person flying an airplane? A pilot, you fucking racist!
