What is the difference between being horny and hungry? Where you put the cucumber.
Have you ever met a vegan that does crossfit? Oh you'd know if you had.
The French are a very religious people... I talked to some of them, and they are all *Je suis* this, an *Je suis* that.
Went to my psychologist and told him I feel like a pack of cards. He said hell deal with me later
you can pretend to be a tortured artist for like ages before people check if you really do art or not