Why do bears have fur coats ? Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !
What's the difference between a nun, and a prostitute in a bathtub? The nun has hope in her soul.
What do you do when attacked by a group if clowns? Go for the juggler.
It's amazing that even 20 years later, pretending to shoot heroin with an mechanical pencil can still be a great way to procrastinate.
What do you call Batman when he skips church? Christian Bale
