Hockey joke Turnovers are like ex-wives; the more you have, the more they'll cost you.
Never tell a joke to a kleptomaniac They take things literally
What Sea said to the beach... Nothing it only wave
What do you tell a cow that's in the way? Mooooooooooooove.
Girls call me the Burgermeister Meisterburger... After they get with me, they throw away all their toys.
