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Kit of Joy
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the only reason Santa is always joyful is because he know where all the naughty girls live What did the stoner drop when he listened to dubstep? Salt. How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a
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I didn't fart, I flirted. That was a flirt! *runs away flirting* Hey US sports fans of reddit, did you know you can play fantasy sports for money online? Can't recall where I saw that.. Did you hear about
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What's the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? One gets a badge for lighting stuff on fire, while the other gets a badge for being lit on fire. I'm sorry I said ""sorry about your eyebrows"" when
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Did you know that Davy Crockett had three ears? His left ear, his right ear, and his wild frontier. So, I was bragging about watermelons look like to my friends now she says we cantaloupe. Did you know
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If you're drinking a Starbucks coffee while complaining about paying $4.20 a gallon for gas, you should have your license revoked. Maggie Thatcher is due to be buried in a man made lake. Well, it will
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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad I've come to the realisation that I am a hipster. Well, that solved itself. Asked my wife if I was going to get a ""tip""
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Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him? Because she didn't like his lack of commitment You know you're drunk when... ...you get home, put food in the microwave, and then enter your pin number. What different
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Have you ever tried Nigerian food? Neither have they. What's the difference between a knife and an argument with a girl. The knife has a point Was very disappointed when I went into a German restaurant
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Why did Donald Duck break up with Daisy Duck? Turns out she was a quack whore. What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits? Melon and Broccoli! Today I learned two things: 1. Build-A-Bear Workshop only
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If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, ""In Jesus name, amen,"" A guy's ego. Fact: In the 80s nobody could have sex until someone started playing a saxophone. What
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Did you hear about the Agnostic? Did you hear about the Agnostic Insomniac with Dyslexia? He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog. How many optometrist does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Sometimes when I want to make my girlfriend feel skinny, I just release about 25% of her from the air valve. PATIENT: Doc, I haven't been able to bone my wife lately and I really think- DR DOG: Wait. Tell
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Does it take more than one Mexican to screw in a light bulb? No, Juan knows I have never managed to find a happy medium All the one's I've ever met have a haunted look to them. I just watched ""the Martian""
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A man walks up to a woman [NSFW] And he asks the woman If he can pet her pussy. The woman says sure but you'll have to hold My cat. If your boss asks ""Working hard or hardly working?,"" come back with
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What do you call a Japanese Halloween Cake? Bookkake There are 11 types of people in this world... those who know unary and those who don't have fingers. :) What makes the Japanese better than Al Qaeda?
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My better half said period jokes aren't clever So I wound up discarding 3 pages of jokes i had expounded on the Victorian period. I've got a ""bun"" (baby) in the ""oven"" (oven)! Did you hear about the
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If you hold your pee.. Then your hands would get wet. What type of cow produces both milk and potatos? Your Mother. The 21st century: Deleting history is often more important than making it.. A bishop
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Just complained to my girlfriend that my iPhone battery wasn't lasting more than 2 hours & it dawned on me that I'm white & totally spoiled. My friend is blind and ignorant to the pain so many people suffer
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I read in the local paper someone was going around pickpocketing midgets. I never thought someone could stoop so low. I went to the store today to stock up on bread, beer, and Captain Morgan just in case
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- Let's get wasted! - No, I have a good job now, a great woman I love, and it's time to grow up. - ???? - Just kidding, few min lol What did Saddam Hussein and Little Miss Muffett have in common? They
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