Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him? Because she didn't like his lack of commitment
You know you're drunk when... ...you get home, put food in the microwave, and then enter your pin number.
What different about an American Christmas from a Spanish one? Noel.
Your call is very important to us. So please enjoy this 40 minute flute solo.
A taliban and his wife are getting ready to go to sleep at night... ...but before that, the taliban goes out to pee. He returns back all wet. ""Is it raining outside?"" ""No, it's windy...""
