I read in the local paper someone was going around pickpocketing midgets. I never thought someone could stoop so low.
I went to the store today to stock up on bread, beer, and Captain Morgan just in case Hurricane Sandy decides to double back to NC..... Always good to be prepared...
Why do they put fences around graveyards? Because people are just dying to get in.
2 goldfish are in a tank. One looks at the other and says ""YOU MAN THE GUNS, I'LL DRIVE!"" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (I'm not deleting this)
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a cliff... bahhh dum hisss
