I didn't fart, I flirted. That was a flirt! *runs away flirting*
Hey US sports fans of reddit, did you know you can play fantasy sports for money online? Can't recall where I saw that..
Did you hear about the worlds greatest magician? He was walking down the street and turned into a drug store
If you ask me a question and I don't know the answer I'm going to tell you to google it and act like you're the stupid one.
My friend and I have a pact that if we're not married by age 40, we're going to fist bump and take shots for making good decisions