My better half said period jokes aren't clever So I wound up discarding 3 pages of jokes i had expounded on the Victorian period.
I've got a ""bun"" (baby) in the ""oven"" (oven)!
Did you hear about the circus fire?.. People said it was intense..
There are times when I miss you so bad, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.
A scientist drops a pig and a flashlight from a 20 storey building He watches as both hit the ground at the same time. With this he concluded pigs move at the speed of light.
